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Some Christmas Filk

My Favorite Things

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
Apollo and Starbuck each smoking a Cylon
Flash Gordon in a long swordfight with Ming
These are a few of my favorite things...

Green colored brunettes and tea, Earl Grey, hot,
Jedi and and Jawas and Rancors with snot
Shotgunning boatloads of zombies with Ving,
These are a few of my favorite things...

Vamps in black tailcoats with red satin sashes
Dragons that spew out those bright napalm flashes
Hobbits that just can't let go of their rings
These are a few of my favorite things...

When Max's dog dies
When the script bites
When Keanu tries to act
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

Heroines in wet tops or blouses that rip
Joel/Mike, Tom Servo, and Crow with a quip
The latest from Jackson or a new novel by King
These are a few of my favorite things...

Odysseus a-musing with Hazel and Fiver
The X-Files in Home tasting Hannibal's fresh liver
Literature as quoted by Khan Noonien Singh
These are a few of my favorite things...

Indy's brown fedora and Zorro's black gaucho
Terminators and tomb raiders Shatner's muy macho
Fangirls in costume and Worf's K'Ehleyr fling
These are a few of my favorite things...

When Greedo shoots first
When the shark's jumped
When Oldman fags up Vlad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.

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rhonawestbrook
Dec. 15th, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)
Oh dear....you've gone and murdered a song. :-)

::::Hurries off to plan funeral for aforementioned song::::::
eeknight
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:43 am (UTC)
I've got this picture in my head of me standing over a bludgeoned Julie Andrews. Is that wrong?
rhonawestbrook
Dec. 15th, 2006 12:34 pm (UTC)
SOOOOOOO wrong.........but hilarious!
wendiigo
Dec. 15th, 2006 03:27 am (UTC)
Bravo!
eeknight
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:43 am (UTC)
Thanks!
mountainlaurel
Dec. 15th, 2006 04:31 am (UTC)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! I adore this!
eeknight
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:43 am (UTC)
Like your icon!
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eeknight
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:44 am (UTC)
Awesome! I'm going to go make playclothes out of the curtains to celebrate.
wiredwizard
Dec. 15th, 2006 08:24 am (UTC)
=collapses in hysterical laughter=

Ok, that one's a keeper for sure! Bravo! Bravo! =claps=
=)
eeknight
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:45 am (UTC)
Cheers!
meryddian
Dec. 17th, 2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
Brilliant. Love it. Ahhh bless the mind of the SF/fantasy writers. :) :)
cassie_o
Dec. 17th, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
One word is wow....I'll never think of it the same again.
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