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Minions! The Junta for Unlimited Global Sovereignty has had some notable successes of late. Not to toot my solid-gold horn on my classic 4½ litre Bentley with a supercharger by Amherst Villiers, but the Legion of Terror has been busy in the "OC" (That Hoyo de Monterrey-addled Governor of theirs bounced a protection check, the fool) and I'm expecting some sizable fire insurance checks on properties I couldn't be bothered to actually own. But sadly, my sub-prime mortgage-based hedge funds are taking it in the shorts and there's no end in sight, so it's time to trim the fat.

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Some experiences change a person forever. Travel. Falling in love for the first time. Facing Death. Exposure to a new weltanschauung. Scientology. Gender reassignment surgery. But who has time for all that in our whiteboard-scheduled modern lives -- especially with a new episode of Fox’s North Shore premiering next week?


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Unlike the "can't tell the players without a program" Democrats and Republicans, JUGS lets you know exactly what the future holds with our Extreme Prejudice Executive Branch. Apart from two shootings, a crossbow wounding, and the mysterious disappearance of a female intern, the first Strutting Satrap Session went rather well. Plans for our acquisition of Global Supremacy have begun.