I came across this quote yesterday. It's from 33 year old General Antoine Charles Lasalle, recalled by Napoleon from Spain to serve against Austria, when asked if he would go to Germany via Paris.
"Yes, it's the shortest way. I shall arrive at five a.m.; I shall order a pair of boots; I shall make my wife pregnant, and I shall depart."
He was among the 27,000 French killed at Wagram a few months later.
"Yes, it's the shortest way. I shall arrive at five a.m.; I shall order a pair of boots; I shall make my wife pregnant, and I shall depart."
He was among the 27,000 French killed at Wagram a few months later.


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If this bit of the internets can haz its facts straight
The Top Twenty French Cavalry Commanders: #2 General Antoine-Louis-Charles LaSalle
then it doesn't sound like he got lucky that last time, as the daughter he fathered with his wife was born three years before his death.
"A commander who was known, on occasion, to charge with nothing more than his pipe in his hand, mellowed a little and became more responsible after he married Josephine-Jeanne-Marguerite d'Aiguillon, the divorced wife of General Victor-Leopold Berthier, in 1803. LaSalle possessed a keen sense of duty and responsibility and cared for Berthier's three boys, Almeric-Alexandre, Oscar, and Alexandre-Joseph as if they were his own. He and Josephine-Jeanne had their own little girl, Charlotte-Josephine who was born in May 1806."
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He is very considerate. A lesser man would have awoken his wife at 5am for the pregnancy. He bought time by ordering boots, then impregnating her. And then he left so she didn't have to fix him breakfast.
A true gentleman.