![]() | Alyce Andrece as Alice 118 I, Mudd |
Poll #1158852
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Until her logic circuits shorted out, Jim![]()
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28 (59.6%)
No![]()
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2 (4.3%)
Maybe, does she obey the Three Laws?![]()
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17 (36.2%)
![]() | Angelique Pettyjohn as Shahna The Gamesters of Triskelion |
Poll #1158853
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Like a gladiator about to die, Caesar.![]()
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9 (24.3%)
No![]()
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18 (48.6%)
Maybe. Would she be armed?![]()
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10 (27.0%)
![]() | Antoinette Bower as Sylvia Catspaw |
Poll #1158854
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Like a Kzinti on catnip.![]()
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7 (21.9%)
No![]()
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16 (50.0%)
Depends on if I could find my safety goggles. That hair looks dangerous.![]()
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9 (28.1%)
![]() | Arlene Martel as T'Pring Amok Time |
Poll #1158855
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Like it's been seven years since I last got any. Amok Time, baby.![]()
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24 (70.6%)
No![]()
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4 (11.8%)
As long as I don't have to fight anyone tougher than Chekov.![]()
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6 (17.6%)
![]() | Barbara Baldavin as Lt. Angela Martine Balance of Terror |
Poll #1158856
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
As though I'm about to go to war against the Romulans in a red shirt as Crewman #5.![]()
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13 (41.9%)
No![]()
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3 (9.7%)
She over her husband getting killed and everything yet?![]()
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15 (48.4%)
![]() | Barbara Luna as Lt. Marlena Moreau Mirror, Mirror |
Poll #1158857
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit that so hard we'd land in an alternate universe.![]()
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20 (64.5%)
No![]()
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5 (16.1%)
Only to get control of the Tantulus field![]()
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6 (19.4%)
![]() | Celeste Yarnall as Yeoman Martha Landon The Apple |
Poll #1158858
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd dodge poison dart firing flora to hit that.![]()
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22 (71.0%)
No![]()
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5 (16.1%)
Does Vaal order it?![]()
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4 (12.9%)
![]() | Charlene Polite as Vanna The Cloud Minders |
Poll #1158859
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Power to the Troglytes, comrade.![]()
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11 (40.7%)
No![]()
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8 (29.6%)
Might take a little mind-altering gas...![]()
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8 (29.6%)
![]() | Deborah Downey as Girl #1 The Way To Eden |
Poll #1158860
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit it and hit it again and again until God Himself orders me to be shamed and quit hitting it.![]()
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22 (71.0%)
No![]()
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2 (6.5%)
As long as the guy with the weird ears isn't watching.![]()
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7 (22.6%)
![]() | Diana Ewing as Droxine The Cloud Miners |
Poll #1158861
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Till the pounding crashes that cloud city.![]()
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3 (12.5%)
No![]()
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8 (33.3%)
She looks a little high maitenance, but I'd consider it.![]()
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13 (54.2%)
![]() | Diana Muldaur as Dr. Miranda Jones Is There No Truth In Beauty? |
Poll #1158862
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
![]() | Elinor Donahue as Commissioner Nancy Hedford Metamorphosis |
Poll #1158863
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit it until Robert Young told me to stop hitting it for medical reasons. Then I'd ignore him because he only plays a doctor on TV.![]()
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11 (50.0%)
No![]()
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5 (22.7%)
Dunno. I'm not into threesomes with cloud-like companion entities.![]()
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6 (27.3%)
![]() | France Nuyen as Elaan Elaan of Troyius |
Poll #1158864
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
It would take intervention by the United Federation of Planets to prevent me from hitting that.![]()
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16 (69.6%)
No![]()
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5 (21.7%)
Might take a tear or two.![]()
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2 (8.7%)
![]() | Grace Lee Whitney as Yeoman Janice Rand |
Poll #1158865
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit that so hard she wouldn't be able to carry a clipboard for a week.![]()
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12 (57.1%)
No![]()
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2 (9.5%)
Only if she wears the official Starfleet go-go boots.![]()
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7 (33.3%)
![]() | Irene Kelly as Sirah The Omega Glory |
Poll #1158866
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Like the Kohms are in the next village, howling for blood.![]()
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15 (68.2%)
No![]()
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3 (13.6%)
To get away from Shatner reading the preamble to the Constitution? Yeah.![]()
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4 (18.2%)
![]() | Jan Shutan as Lt Mira Romaine The Lights of Zetar |
Poll #1158867
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit her until she forgot everything she ever knew about cataloging and collection development.![]()
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5 (23.8%)
No![]()
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4 (19.0%)
Would she try to convert me to Scientology?![]()
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12 (57.1%)
![]() | Jill Ireland as Leila Kalomi This Side of Paradise |
Poll #1158868
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Kirk and Spock would have to each grab and arm and a leg to make me stop hitting it.![]()
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14 (70.0%)
No![]()
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6 (30.0%)
Might take a small spore-spraying.![]()
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0 (0.0%)
![]() | Joan Collins as Edith Keeler City on the Edge of Forever |
Poll #1158869
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit that so hard it could potentially alter history.![]()
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8 (36.4%)
No![]()
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4 (18.2%)
I would, but Harlan Ellison would take credit for me hitting it for the next forty years, so I don't see the point.![]()
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10 (45.5%)
![]() | Joan Marshall as Lt. Areel Shaw Court Martial |
Poll #1158870
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit that so hard I'd Starfleet would press charges. Then I'd hit it some more and go for a mistrial.![]()
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5 (25.0%)
No![]()
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10 (50.0%)
Only if I had to hit it to prove Kirk was innocent of hitting it as an ensign.![]()
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5 (25.0%)
![]() | Joan Swift as Aurelan Kirk Operation Annihilate! |
Poll #1158871
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Hard enough to kill of some relatives of James T. Kirk.![]()
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3 (15.0%)
No![]()
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7 (35.0%)
I dunno. Did Heinlein hit it in The Puppet Masters?![]()
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10 (50.0%)
![]() | Joanne Linville as the Romulan Commander The Enterprise Incident |
Poll #1158872
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit that so thoroughly it might be justification for interstellar war.![]()
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10 (47.6%)
No![]()
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6 (28.6%)
Only with an elaborate disguise.![]()
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5 (23.8%)
![]() | Julie Cobb as Gamine By Any Other Name |
Poll #1158873
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I could hit that throughout a 300 year voyage to another galaxy.![]()
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7 (35.0%)
No![]()
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7 (35.0%)
I'd want to have a few bags handy in case the tentacles make an appearance.![]()
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6 (30.0%)
![]() | Julie Newmarr as Ele'en Friday's Child |
Poll #1158874
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I would hit that hard enough to put her in Arkham Asylum, sharing a cell with Poison Ivy.![]()
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20 (90.9%)
No![]()
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0 (0.0%)
I'd use protection to avoid plot complications.![]()
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2 (9.1%)
![]() | Julie Parrish as Miss Piper The Menagerie |
Poll #1158875
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
So fiercely that she'd end up in a wheelchair.![]()
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5 (23.8%)
No![]()
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11 (52.4%)
Would I wind up horribly scarred?![]()
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5 (23.8%)
![]() | Katherine Woodville as Natira For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky |
Poll #1158876
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd take up a new religion and survive a beatdown from the Instrument of Obedience to be able to hit that.![]()
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12 (57.1%)
No![]()
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2 (9.5%)
I dunno, Dee Kelley might be a hard act to follow.![]()
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7 (33.3%)
![]() | Kathie Browne as Deela The Wink of an Eye |
Poll #1158877
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Like I was answering a planetary distress call.![]()
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12 (54.5%)
No![]()
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3 (13.6%)
Yeah, but I'd be quick about it.![]()
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7 (31.8%)
![]() | Kathryn Hays as Gem The Empath |
Poll #1158878
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
You don't need to be an empath to feel I'd hit that.![]()
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5 (25.0%)
No![]()
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4 (20.0%)
I'm getting a weird Liza Minelli vibe.![]()
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11 (55.0%)
![]() | Laurel Goodwin as Yeoman J.M. Colt The Cage |
Poll #1158879
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Like Phasers melting a goddamn mountain.![]()
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14 (66.7%)
No![]()
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6 (28.6%)
Does she fly in a starship built by Subaru?![]()
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1 (4.8%)
![]() | Lee Meriwether as Losira That Which Survives |
Poll #1158880
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit that so hard it would cause a warp core breach.![]()
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7 (36.8%)
No![]()
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4 (21.1%)
You'd think a supercomputer could do a little better, like maybe Aishwarya Rai![]()
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8 (42.1%)
![]() | Leslie Dalton as Drea By Any Other Name |
Poll #1158881
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit it so hard she'd relocate to a different galaxy to get that kind of hitting.![]()
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13 (65.0%)
No![]()
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5 (25.0%)
What is this thing called...tentacle?![]()
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2 (10.0%)
![]() | Leslie Parris as Lt. Carolyn Palamas Who Mourns for Adonais? |
Poll #1158882
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Like the fist of an Olypian God I would hit that.![]()
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4 (19.0%)
No![]()
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2 (9.5%)
I still don't get why a starship needs an expert in Classical Mythology![]()
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15 (71.4%)
![]() | Lois Jewell as Drusilla Bread and Circuses |
Poll #1158883
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit that so hard it would make the Roman Empire fall.![]()
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6 (26.1%)
No![]()
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2 (8.7%)
What, are you nuts? Of course I'd hit that as many ways as she'd let me. There's no equivocation or half-measures with that kind of pure uncut of hittability.![]()
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15 (65.2%)
![]() | Louise Sorel as Rayna Kapec Requiem for Methuselah |
Poll #1158884
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
She'd better be under warranty for prolonged and repeated hitting.![]()
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12 (60.0%)
No![]()
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0 (0.0%)
I had my fill of robot women on Harry Mudd's planet, sorry.![]()
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8 (40.0%)
![]() | Madlyn Rhue as Lt. Marla McGivers Space Seed |
Poll #1158885
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit it like a genetically enhanced penis.![]()
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4 (21.1%)
No![]()
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5 (26.3%)
She seems like the sort of gal who'd scream "Khaaaan!" when she comes, no matter who she's with.![]()
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10 (52.6%)
![]() | Majel Barrett as Nurse Christine Chapel |
Poll #1158886
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
So hard that I'd wind up in sick bay. Then I'd hit her on her next shift.![]()
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9 (47.4%)
No![]()
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5 (26.3%)
I'm not that fond of plomeek soup on the morning after.![]()
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5 (26.3%)
![]() | Marianna Hill as Dr. Helen Noel Dagger of the Mind |
Poll #1158887
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Not even a neural neutralizer could stop me from hitting that.![]()
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13 (61.9%)
No![]()
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3 (14.3%)
She's got kind of a Nurse Ratchet vibe.![]()
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5 (23.8%)
![]() | Mariette Hartley as Zarabeth All Our Yesterdays |
Poll #1158888
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit it in several different time continuums.![]()
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17 (81.0%)
No![]()
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1 (4.8%)
Does she wear that "I am NOT Mrs. James Garner" t-shirt to bed?![]()
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3 (14.3%)
![]() | Mary Linda Rapelye as Irinia Galliulin The Way To Eden |
Poll #1158889
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit it hard enough to launch a shuttlecraft.![]()
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1 (5.3%)
No![]()
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12 (63.2%)
If you go to a mythological planet named Eden, be sure to wear flowers in your hair...![]()
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6 (31.6%)
![]() | Nancy Kovack as Nona A Private Little War |
Poll #1158890
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
So hard they'd feel it in the Klingon Empire.![]()
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11 (55.0%)
No![]()
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3 (15.0%)
She's probably just going for the phaser on my belt.![]()
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6 (30.0%)
![]() | Nichelle Nichols as Uhura |
Poll #1158891
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
There'd be interference on all channels from the intensity of the hitting.![]()
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18 (81.8%)
No![]()
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3 (13.6%)
As long as she doesn't do a fan dance.![]()
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1 (4.5%)
![]() | Patricia McNulty as Tina Lawton Charlie X |
Poll #1158892
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Ther'd be danger of setting off photon torpedoes.![]()
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8 (40.0%)
No![]()
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5 (25.0%)
Feels like a teenage crush to me.![]()
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7 (35.0%)
![]() | Phyllis Douglas as Yeoman Mears The Galileo 7 |
Poll #1158893
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
So hard that you'd see the vapor trail halfway across the star system.![]()
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4 (20.0%)
No![]()
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7 (35.0%)
If the shuttlecraft's rockin' don't come knockin'.![]()
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9 (45.0%)
![]() | Pilar Seurat as Sybo Wolf in the Fold |
Poll #1158894
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Definitely.![]()
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5 (26.3%)
No![]()
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4 (21.1%)
Now I know where Marge Simpson got her hair.![]()
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10 (52.6%)
![]() | Sally Kellerman as Dr. Elizabeth Dehner Where No Man Has Gone Before |
Poll #1158895
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd hit her until she got glowing eyes and psyionic powers from the experience.![]()
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13 (65.0%)
No![]()
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1 (5.0%)
Where Frank Burns has gone before, you mean.![]()
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6 (30.0%)
![]() | Sandra Smith as Janice Lester Turnabout Intruder |
Poll #1158896
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
So hard that she'd be unable to ever command a starship. Or get out of bed.![]()
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5 (27.8%)
No![]()
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4 (22.2%)
Not without a safeword for the power exchange.![]()
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9 (50.0%)
![]() | Shari Nims as Sayana The Apple |
Poll #1158897
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Like a lizard-god ordered it I would hit that.![]()
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3 (15.8%)
No![]()
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6 (31.6%)
Okay, but if she starts singing the Oompa Loompa song, I'm outta there.![]()
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10 (52.6%)
![]() | Sharon Acker as Odona The Mark of Gideon |
Poll #1158898
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Until our world became seriously overpopulated.![]()
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8 (44.4%)
No![]()
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7 (38.9%)
Would I catch anything lethal?![]()
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3 (16.7%)
![]() | Sheila Leighton as Luma Spock's Brain |
Poll #1158899
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
![]() | Sherry Jackson as Andrea What Are Little Girls Made Of |
Poll #1158900
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I would devote years of scientific research to being able to hit that.![]()
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13 (59.1%)
No![]()
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1 (4.5%)
Whatever that little girl's made of, the world needs more of it.![]()
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8 (36.4%)
![]() | Shirley Bonne as Ruth Shore Leave |
Poll #1158901
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd need a lot more than a shore leave to properly hit that. I'd have to take a sabbatical.![]()
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9 (50.0%)
No![]()
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6 (33.3%)
I'd go ask Alice for permission to hit it.![]()
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3 (16.7%)
![]() | Susan Howard as Mara The Day of the Dove |
Poll #1158902
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
You need balls of steel to hit a Klingon captain's wife. Ting, ting ting...![]()
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9 (45.0%)
No![]()
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8 (40.0%)
As long as I wouldn't have to read poetry while she chucks stuff at me.![]()
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3 (15.0%)
![]() | Susan Oliver as Vina The Cage |
Poll #1158903
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Until the last fleck of green paint flaked off I would hit that.![]()
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11 (55.0%)
No![]()
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6 (30.0%)
Sorry, I agree. Intensely hittable.![]()
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3 (15.0%)
![]() | Tania Lemani as Kara Wolf in the Fold |
Poll #1158904
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd be in there hitting like Scotty in a Jeffries tube.![]()
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10 (52.6%)
No![]()
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5 (26.3%)
I bet she smells like Glenfiddich and haggis.![]()
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4 (21.1%)
![]() | Teri Garr as Roberta Lincoln Assignment: Earth |
Poll #1158905
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
![]() | Maggie Thrett as Ruth Bonaventure (right) Susan Denberg as Magda Kovacs Mudd's Women |
Poll #1158906
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Individually in turns, or better yet, together.![]()
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16 (84.2%)
No![]()
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1 (5.3%)
I don't like to pay, but maybe if Mudd gave me a volume discount...![]()
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2 (10.5%)
![]() | Valora Noland as Daras Pattern of Force |
Poll #1158907
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
To the beat of goosesteps and the sound of the Horst-Wessel-Lied.![]()
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9 (45.0%)
No![]()
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6 (30.0%)
As long as she doesn't yell "Heil Gill" when she comes.![]()
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5 (25.0%)
![]() | Victoria Vetri as Isis (human form) Assignment:Earth |
Poll #1158908
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
Drool in keyboard. No joke for this one.![]()
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10 (47.6%)
No![]()
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3 (14.3%)
If she's declawed.![]()
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8 (38.1%)
![]() | Yvonne Craig as Marta Whom Gods Destroy |
Poll #1158909
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All
Would you hit it?
I'd make the bed spin from the hitting.![]()
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6 (23.1%)
No![]()
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4 (15.4%)
If you wouldn't hit Batgirl you've got serious problems, bucko.![]()
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16 (61.5%)




























































Comments
I so fail on the whole reply exercise once it's gone midnight. >.<
*moves last reply to the right place and takes the error as a sign that I need to go to bed since it's now 2.20am*
Oh, and: Best. Post. EVAR.
So the Shatner is sharing his birthday on the same day that Jebus supposedly rose from the dead...coincidense? Could the Shatner embody the return of the Savior?
1) Sherry Jackson as Andrea (one of the best costumes in the history of television)
2) Nancy Kovack as Nona (another nice costume)
3) Yvonne Craig as Marta (the hotter of the Orion slave girls)
4) Barbara Luna as Lt. Marlena Moreau (in seductive alternate universe mode, of course)
5) Arlene Martel as T'Pring
6) Marianna Hill as Dr. Helen Noel
7) Leslie Dalton as Drea
8) Barbara Bouchet as Kalinda (same ep as above, though not on this page)
9) Sally Kellerman as Dr. Elizabeth Dehner
10) Laurel Goodwin as Yeoman J.M. Colt
Number One
from the Shore Leave chapter.