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  • Feb. 26th, 2008 at 5:13 PM
Brock
The Onion is always worth reading, but this one is extra worth reading.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/victim_of_mall_shooting_determined

I know just how he feels.

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[info]mjolnir1964 wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)
I'd prefer to die in the Hunting Lodge at Dick's Sporting Goods.
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[info]wendiigo wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
Lovin' the Onion
Two all time faves:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28459
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39001

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[info]eeknight wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
Re: Lovin' the Onion
I'm just sorry they removed the Harry Potter article because so many idiots were emailing it around as real journalism.

http://web.archive.org/web/20000815214418/http://www.theonion.com/onion3625/harry_potter.html
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[info]newguydave wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2008 12:57 pm (UTC)
I think attractive women don't get enough love in the media. I like the story about the blond girl who makes mistakes, but her slim waist and chest get her through. Attractive women are always picked on in the media for making fat women look, well, fat. Its a shame, it really is.
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[info]quikthnkr wrote:
Feb. 27th, 2008 04:34 pm (UTC)
Man that was funny. I had to stifle myself so my boss didn't come running in. Hilarious.

"...redolent, pastel-hued hellhole."

BEST. QUOTE. EVAR.
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[info]martinhennessy wrote:
Feb. 29th, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
I think that I almost died of laughter while reading that. Dark dark humor but so rewarding.
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