...I'm not sure what would.

Hobgoblins 2 is coming out on direct-to-DVD Tuesday.

Yes, Rick Sloane found actors willing to wear coral shorts and gold spandex. Evidently this picks up shortly after the first one left off (with a younger cast), with Mr. McCreedy in a mental institution for blowing up the old studio. Shades of Terminator 2 I suppose, though I doubt the old fart will be doing chin-ups on his bed.

The original puppets are back. According to this interview, an actor foolishly asked if the were going to CGI in the puppets, so Sloane (Vice Academy) threw a rotting latex puppet at him and said "this is how they’re added to the film."

There must be something wrong with me, as I'm kinda looking forward to it. Though I do think redoing the garden tool fight is a bit much. Sloane strikes me as being deranged enough to come up with something equally strange that will allow Nick to humiliate Kevin. Bungee cord jujitsu perhaps, or kendo with two-by-fours ala a good bumfight.

( 20th Anniversary Cast Reunion behind cut )