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burger_eater provided: * The Sci-Fi Original Movie Drinking Game*
Take a drink when one of the following happens:
- A female character falls down.
- Someone spews out a sentence that uses "science words" but that makes absolutely no fucking sense at all.
Example: "We're going to need to stabilize the magnetic pulsar fields to get an accurate quantum readout."
- A person is eaten by the monster.
- One of the characters speak the words "prophesy", "conspiracy" or "legend".
- A character mentions that they "just need more time".
- Someone shoots at the monster but either doesn't hit it or doesn't kill it.
- You or one of your friends makes up the monster's new theme song and sings it when it appears on screen.
- You eat a big piece of pizza and want to take a sip of a refreshing beverage to wash it down with.
- The Main Guy looks off into the distance at nothing in particular.
- Any of the cheesy lines in this update are spoken in the film. Yes, this includes "AAUUGHH!" being spoken by ANY character.
Chug the whole beer when one of these happens:
- The opening credits. Trust me, you're going to want to get started early.
- The Main Guy punches the monster in the face and/or calls it a "bitch".
- The Weasley Traitor dies a horrific death.
- The monster is killed.
- Someone's head falls off.
- The President of Earth (or the United States) appears as a character in the film.
- The monster is actually a robot hamburger.
- The Main Guy and Girl 1 get busy.
- The heroes' ship crashes.
- The monster lays eggs.
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This one convinces me that Amazing Ben is a hardcore drinker. Cripes, some of these movies are little more than alternating scenes of cgi monsters and Michael Rooker standing in a forest shooting at something off screen.
You'd have to blow a whole paycheck just on six packs.